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Saturday Night Live was full of sexual innuendos and sex crimes, and highly sexual singers Madonna and Lady Gaga were right in the middle of it when they made guest appearances on the show this past Saturday.
Madonna and Lady Gaga dressed alike in black leather halter tops and bottoms, fishnet pantyhose and knee-high black leather boots to perform during a skit for a music talk show. The ladies fought for position on the stage, and the fight spilled over to the interview couch, where the host played by SNL’s Kenan Thompson sat between them to stop the catfight.
Kenan instructed the pop stars to kiss and make up. As Madonna and Lady Gaga leaned in front of him to kiss, he stuck his puckered lips between them and the three of them “made out” on the couch to end the skit.

After a commercial break, Lady Gaga performed her No. 1 hit song “Paparazzi”, which happens to be my cell phone ring tone and my favorite song ever since buying her CD in the spring. At one point, Lady Gaga’s male dancer came behind her and they girated in harmony while strumming a keyboard guitar together.
SNL also produced some sexual humor at the expense of famous director Roman Polanski, who admitted to raping a 13-year-old girl in 1977, and John Phillips, the deceased lead singer of the 1960s Mamas and Papas band whose daughter Mackenzie recently accused of incest.
In a celebrity Family Feud skit, the Osmonds were pitted against the Phillips. The survey question was to “name things you do with your dad”. The SNL actor portraying John Phillips looked shocked and hot under the collar. But Mackenzie’s answer was “sports”, which drew a response from her “brother”, who said the other siblings are never invited to play sports with the father and daughter and it always involves trips to hotels. In response to the scandal, the Family Feud host abruptly ended the show.
During SNL’s popular weekend update, an actor portraying California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger commented on the Polanski scandal. “The Governator” said that he is a fan of the famous director of The Pianist, Chinatown and Rosemary’s Baby, but while watching those movies, he never imagined it would be OK for the director to have sex with a 13-year-old girl.
And the “governor” responded to the excuse that the 1970s had a culture in which it was normal for a 44-year-old to have sex with a 13-year-old. “Schwarzenegger” said that he also was with a lot of women in the 70s, but they were not 13-year-old girls and he didn’t use the champagne and the Quaaludes to get women in bed as Polanski has admitted to doing to his victim. The “governor” held up his biceps and said “This was my champagne. This was my Quaaludes.”
SNL’s producers are to be applauded for successfully toeing the line between the real and the make-believe in two high profile sex scandals.
By the way, the real Arnold Schwarzenegger, a former Mr. Universe turned Hollywood actor and now governor, said everything that was portrayed on the Saturday Night Live skit, except the part about the champagne and Quaaludes. He also said that he will not pardon Polanski when the director is extradited from Switzerland back to California to face the penalty for skipping sentencing for pleading guilty to raping a 13-year-old and fleeing the U.S. more than 30 years ago.

By Teneshia LaFaye
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